随着英语不断的深入学习，我们会慢慢的领略到英语的魅力，而获取英语知识的方式也变得不在单一。比如阅读一些英语名著，看一场无中文字幕的美国大片等，都能够学到很多的英语知识。今天小编为大家准备了一篇三分钟左右的英文幽默脱口秀稿子带翻译，一起来学习一下吧！

Good afternoon .ladies and gentlemen!

女士们，先生们，下午好!

I'm very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! To begin with ,I want to ask a question .Does everybody dream a good dream last night? Actually ,today I want to talk about dream with you. Of course, What I want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream——about life.

我很荣幸站在这里给大家做一个简短的演讲！首先，我想问一个问题。昨晚大家都做了一个好梦吗？事实上，今天我想和你们谈谈梦想。当然，我想说的不是你昨晚做的梦，而是关于生活的梦。

Everyone has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. Dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them. With the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.With the dream, there is hope,With hope, we have the strength to fight.

每个人都有关于生活的梦想，不同的梦想在不同的人生阶段，我们需要梦想来支持我们。梦想就像天上的星星，我们永远够不着，但是像大多数水手一样，我们可以用它们指引航程。有了梦想，我们有了方向，有了方向，我们不再迷茫。有了梦想，就有了希望，有了希望，我们就有了奋斗的力量。

But I know.life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always comfort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead . Young!Fortunately, I am young now. Just due to it, I know that nothing is impossible.I firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way.

但我知道。生活是艰难的，总是有起起落落，也许我们在通往目标的路上失败了，我们可能会感到沮丧，每当这个时候，我们心中的梦想总是可以安慰我们，鼓励我们，支持我们前进。年轻!幸运的是，我现在还年轻。正因为如此，我知道没有什么是不可能的。我坚信没有什么能阻挡我。

 If I can't realize my dream,it result from that I haven't work harder enough and I won't find other excuses. If no people believe you, you can make it to prove that you are right. If you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here, you can become the god and create the truth. "My breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my sword is famous in Kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains."

如果我不能实现我的梦想，那是因为我没有足够的努力，我不会找其他的借口。如果没有人相信你，你可以证明你是对的。如果你认为神没有赐福给你，这里有无真相，你可以成为神，创造真理。“我的呼吸吞没了天空，使黄河泛滥，我的剑在九州很有名，它能摧毁五座神山。”

 At some time in the past I also had am bitious words and I had some achievements. Each achievement results from my hard work. I always believe that "If you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder."

在过去的一些时候，我也有一些双关语，我有一些成就。每一项成就都是我努力工作的结果。我一直认为“如果你想要比别人有更多的成就，你必须更加努力。”

In some extent, the dream is the hope. If you can insist on doing something, the victory will come.Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. So my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. Whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today.

在某种程度上，梦想就是希望。如果你能坚持做某事，胜利就会到来。紧紧抓住梦想，梦想若是消亡，生命就像折翼的小鸟，再也不能飞翔。紧紧抓住梦想，因为一旦梦想消失，生命就像贫瘠的荒野，雪覆冰封，万物不再生长。所以，亲爱的朋友们，想想你们过去的、也许已经死去的梦想吧。不管是什么，把它捡起来，让它从今天开始活着。

Let's— move —-out! Thank you for your listening!

让我们- – 出发 – – ！感谢您的聆听！

以上就是小编为大家分享的一篇三分钟英文幽默脱口秀稿子，希望大家能够多多练习，能够讲一口流利的英语，让你的英语语言表述更富有感染力。同时大家想要提高英语口语能力，也可以去参加一些口语培训。给大家推荐一家还不错的英语培训机构【https://www.nicekid.com/register】，这个是他们的试听课，里面的学习氛围很强，纯英文的教学环境，对口语方面有很大的提升，有兴趣的小伙伴可以去试听一下，很有帮助。

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