??humblebrag装逼

有一种装逼说法叫“humblebragging”，一自个自嘲为了假?淖在肌１确剑?

man，i found studying at harvard/oxford/cambridge so hard！

兄弟，我觉得在哈佛\牛津\剑桥上学太难了！

(when yawning the day after a date )

sorry i look so tired. er, i didn’t get much sleep last night…

(约会后的第二天精神萎顿的打个欠伸说) 抱愧我看起来很累，呃……其实昨晚我没怎么睡……

i didn’t realize buying a house in london was such a long process. it’s so boring…

我根柢没有知道到在伦敦买房子需要这么长的进程，太无聊了……

sorry i haven’t been around much lately, owning your own business means your social life suffers a little…

抱愧我迩来都没有呈现，具有自个的生意老是伴跟着交际日子的小缺憾

omg those photos of me at the party in rome are so embarrassing！

天啊，这些我在罗马参加的集会太令人为难了！（意思是我去了，你没去：i went to a party and you did not）

反义的装逼

装逼的话和他的原意纷歧样，比方说：

correct me if i’m wrong but… (真实意思：我晓得我没错…)

are you sure you want to be doing that？ (真实意思：你做错，我会告诉你正确的方法。)

i’m not being snobby, but…(真实意思: i am about to be snobby ）

i’m not about to tell you what you should be doing with your life，but if i were you… (真实意思：i am going to tell you what i think you should be doing with your life，do what i did with mine.)

“fun” 和“quirky”装逼

他们想让你晓得他”疯了”，他们认为你很喜爱疯人，其实他很恼人。

i’m a bit wild / i’m loco / i’m a bit mental /

my friends? call me crazy…

（说完一个关于他们的crazy故过后）what am i like？

sometimes being a heavy weight drinker is such a bore. i always have to stay out late partying…

i don’t take shit from anybody (真实意思：i so far this day haven’t taken any shit from anybody)

oh no！i slept through my english exam today. i’m so crazy！????