Do you usually say, “I’m going to the toilet” in English?
你是不是常常用英文说：”I’m going to the toilet”?

Although saying this can be correct in some contexts, it can be overly direct or even rude–especially in American English.
虽然在有些语境中如许说是准确的，可是这类说法在美式英文中就显得过于直接，乃至是有点粗暴了。

It’s not necessary to restrict yourself to just this literal phrase when in English we have so many varieties of expressing this phrase. Today, I’m going to teach you everything from the most polite ways to say this, to the crass [rude] expressions that you’ll only want to say around the closest of friends.
实在咱们在讲英文时没必要仅限于这一个字面的词组，英文中有各类暗示这个词组意思的用法。今天，我要教大师所有的如厕英文，从最有礼貌的法子到跟最密切朋侪间最直白的用法。

Are you ready to learn some fun, and extremely useful English? Then let’s go!
你筹备好来进修这些有趣而又很是有效的英文了吗？

22 Expressions with “Toilet” in English

The following toilet related vocabulary and expressions are sorted from the most polite, to the rudest and most vulgar.
下面这些关于茅厕的辞汇和表达法子按照其礼

貌和粗鄙水平分类。

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Formal正式体

The following are appropriate in any situation:
下面是任何场所都得当的用法：

Bathroom

–Example: I’m gonna [going to] go to the bathroom.
例子：我要上洗手间。

Restroom

–Example: Where is the restroom?
例子：卫生间在哪儿？

Little boy’s/girl’s room

–Example: I’ll be right back, I need to use the little girl’s room.
例子：我顿时回来，我要用下卫生间。

Powder my nose

–Example: Excuse me, I need to powder my nose.
例子：欠好意思，我要去趟盥洗室。

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Familiar熟人之间用法

The following are appropriate with family or friends:
下面为跟朋侪或家人在一块儿时用法：

Pee

-Example: Where’ the bathroom? I need to pee.
例子：卫生间在哪？我想小便。

Tinkle (mostly used by older women)（用于春秋大的主妇）

-Example: I drank too much water! I have to go tinkle.
例子：我水喝太多了！我得去小个便。

Go (when used in context)（按照语境）

-Example: Where’s the bathroom, I really have to go!
例子：茅厕在哪，我得上趟茅厕。

Potty (Generally used by children)（通经常使用于儿童）

-Example (noun): Where’s the potty?
例子：便壶在哪？

-Example (verb): Mama, I have to potty.
例子：妈妈，我要尿尿。

Take a #1/#2 (number 1 refers to peeing, number 2 to pooping)
1号暗示小便，2号暗示大便。

-Example: Person 1 – I have to go to the bathroom.
例子：人物1-我得上趟茅厕。

Person 2 – Number 1 or number 2?
人物2-大号、小号？

My bladder is bursting (when you really have to go)（真的憋不住时用）

-Example: Stop the car! My bladder is bursting.
例子：泊车！我憋不住了。

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Rude粗暴

The following are appropriate only with friends
下面的用法仅限朋侪间利用

John

–Example: Where’s the John? I have to take a number 2.
例子：茅厕在哪？我要拉屎。

Loo (UK – can be familiar or rude, depending on where you are)（英式用法-可用于熟人或粗暴用法时，取决于在哪）

–Example: I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go to the loo.
例子：我顿时回来，我要上趟茅厕。

Crapper

–Example: Hey man, where’s the crapper?
例子：嘿，老兄，茅厕在哪？

Take a leak

–Example: He has to take a leak, where’s

your bathroom?
例子：他要去解手（嘘嘘），茅厕在哪？

Pee oneself (when you really have to go)尿裤子(憋不住的时辰利用)

Example: I’m about to pee myself, let’s go home.
我将近尿裤子了，我们回家吧。

Can

Example: Do you mind telling me where’s the can?
例子：不介怀奉告我马桶在哪吧?

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Vulgar粗鄙

The following should only be used with close friends, if ever. Also remember that it is more co妹妹on for men to use these expressions than women.
可以的话，下面这些只能对最最密切的朋侪说。记着一般男性比女性更常利用这些表达。

Shit

Example: Man, where’s the can, I need to go shit.
例子：喂，茅厕在哪，我要去拉屎。

Dump

Example: He went to take a dump.
例子：他去拉屎了。

Shitter

Example: I’ve gotta [got to] use your shitter.
例子：我要用下你马桶。

Piss

Example: We drank a lot of beer and now we all have to piss.
例子：咱们酒喝多了，如今要去小便。

Pisser

Example: Mind if I use your pisser?
例子：不介怀我用下你茅厕吧?

Piss oneself (same as pee oneself, but cruder)尿裤子(和pee oneself同样，但更粗鄙一点)

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In Conclusion.Having a rich vocabulary is important, especially if you want to sound like a native. However, it’s perhaps even more important to know when to appropriately use these phrases, and not to sound rude in a second language.
总之，丰硕辞汇量很首要，特别是你想要将英语说得和母语同样流畅时。可是晓得若何准确利用这些辞汇短语而且听起来不粗暴更首要。